OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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