Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You almost got us killed.
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