she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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