Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Do I have a choice?
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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