Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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