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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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