Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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