Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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