I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
