You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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