BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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