If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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