"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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