Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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