I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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