Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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