ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
