My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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