Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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