This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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