Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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