I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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