My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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