Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i've created a new STD.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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