You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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