im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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