How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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