just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
