I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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