Cold hands, warm shart.
Dual....:-)
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
