i don't like sucking hair
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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