bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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