I want to stick my p in your. b.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we're chasing vodka with high fives
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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