Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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