after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish i was in the wii world.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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