butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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