I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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