wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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