i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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