she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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