After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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