no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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