I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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