Where did you get a picture of my penis
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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