You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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