"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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