no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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