i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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