I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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