i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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